Dear Everyone who decided to come in to the hospital Emergency Department today with minor complaints and issues you've had for over a week/month/year:
GO FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE. I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 13 HOURS AND I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE A.) YOU ARE ALL SO RUDE AND B.) A LOT OF YOU ARE STUPID AS HELL AND IT’S SO ANNOYING annnnnd C.) I AM SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT YOU IF YOU BITCH AT ME ONE MORE TIME FOR DRAWING YOUR BLOOD LIKE THE DOCTOR ORDRED ME TO.